April 12, 2021
“What are you doing?” – Rick“Do you want your shelf level or not?” – Morty“And if I say yes, you’re gonna provide that for me…
April 12, 2021
March 22, 2021
“We’re going to win even if I personally have to go in the auditorium and jerk off every person in the audience”“That’s a lot of…
March 22, 2021
November 17, 2020
“Be right back Summer. Stay put, don’t touch any buttons, and ignore all random thoughts that feel….spidery.” – Rick“Wait you can’t leave me here” –…
November 17, 2020
October 6, 2020
Kidnap the Sandy ClawsBeat him with a stickLock him up for ninety years, see whatMakes him tickKidnap the Sandy ClawsChop him into bitsMr. Oogie BoogieIs…
October 6, 2020
September 29, 2020
“My grandpa, Squidman Palledorous, was police chief back then. He ordered Mr. Mertle to turn his backyard into a fortress and chain up The Beast…
September 29, 2020
September 27, 2020
Daft Brewing used its resources, expertise and a tremendous amount of help from the community to provide hand sanitizer to people and businesses in need…
September 27, 2020
September 23, 2020
I don’t even have a quote for you this time. Just watch this video Now on tap and available in to go bottles from Daft,…
September 27, 2020
September 21, 2020
“Well, you guys seem like a great family. We have to be realistic. I’m in the real estate business. It’s 2006. That’s all good enough…
September 27, 2020
September 3, 2020
Thanks to everyone who made it out to our first live painting at Daft! The event was a ton of fun and gave us the…
September 27, 2020
August 24, 2020
Jake (in a helicopter): THIS. IS. AWESOME. Just so we’re clear from this point forward by call sign will be DeathbladeCharles: And I’ll be…
September 27, 2020
August 11, 2020
“Just stopping in the middle of nowhere and getting out of the car? Cool. Coolcoolcool.” – Jake Peralata, Brooklyn 99 Releasing today at Daft Brewing…
September 27, 2020
June 21, 2020
Releasing today at Daft Brewing, we have a classic east vs west coast rivalry brewing with our latest drops – Biggie, a New England IPA,…
September 27, 2020
June 12, 2020
“This. Castle. Is in…Unacceptable. Condition. UUUNNNNAAACCCCCCEEEPPPTTTAAABBBLLLEEE” – Lemongrab, Adventure Time Releasing today at Daft Brewing – Lemongrab, our mint lemonade sour. Lemongrab is Daft Brewing’s first…
September 27, 2020
May 8, 2020
“Wait for the ramp Morty…they love the slow ramp. It really gets their d*cks hard when they see the ramp just slowly extending down. GREETINGS!”Rick…
September 27, 2020
April 29, 2020
“Well, well, well. Time for another raid. Time to swing the old sword again”Sword drops over the side of the boat“The sea giveth, and the…
September 27, 2020
April 29, 2020
“I’m not going to enroll in that clown college though, that advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever.”*Later that night at dinner with his family*“That’s…
September 27, 2020
April 20, 2020
Holt: “Maybe we should take the chopper.”Peralta: “Oh! You said chopper!”Holt: “Deathblade! Sidewinder! It’s go time!”Peralta: “Roger that Wet Blanket.”Holt: “From now on call me….Velvet…
September 27, 2020
April 4, 2020
“Chookity Dookity” – Mooncake, Final Space Available today in limited supply at Daft Brewing – Mooncake, our small batch Saison. Mooncake is a French style…
September 27, 2020
March 31, 2020
“Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around, driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your…
September 27, 2020
March 5, 2020
“I was gonna say bingo and then I was like jackpot’s better but then it was too late, I was halfway through the word.” -Jake…
September 27, 2020