“We’re going to win even if I personally have to go in the auditorium and jerk off every person in the audience”
“That’s a lot of jerking”
“And we only have ten minutes to present“
“So we’re f*cked aren’t we?”
“Yeah even if he’s jerking 2 at a time there’s what? 800 guys in the room? So that’s 400 times whatever the mean jerk time is.”
– Silicon Valley
The scene gets even more ridiculous from there. Watch it in its entirety here
Introducing Middle Out, a British Mild and the winning beer from Daft’s first annual Thirsty Games homebrewing competition that was judged all the way back in September. Because at Daft, we believe in doing things efficiently and fast.
Middle Out was created by Trevor Armstrong, a member of the Durham Homebrewers Club, and now officially the most competent brewer to ever brew here at Daft.
“I would just like to apologize to Trevor for subjecting himself to a day of brewing with Ryan”, CEO Adam Rondeau had to say. “He really is doing God’s work by putting up with someone so much less skilled than he is.”
Middle Out is a traditional British Dark Mild, with a glorious brown hue. It is malt forward but finishes light and easy. Clocking in at 3.5% ABV, this beer is very sessionable meaning that you can easily crush pints on our patio all summer long.
“The first thing you will notice with Middle out is that it’s not as sweet as most dark beers.” explained Daft Sommelier Nathan, “On your first sip you will get a lot of malt character upfront, followed by subtle notes of plum and dried fruit and a hint of tobacco. Those flavours don’t linger long as it finishes with a nice crisp finish.”
Middle out is available now in the Daft Brewing taproom. We are also offering it to go from the Daft bottle shop or available for free local delivery at https://daftbrewingstore.square.site/s/shop